After a quick surgery, out comes Baby A and a minute later, Baby B. Both pinked up quickly and are doing well. They weigh 4lbs13oz and 4lbs7oz, respectively. Mother is doing well too and sleeping while her devoted husband craftily hacks her account and leaves a message for you!
Even more wise and clever - he begins a competition to select internet names for his Geminic Daughters. From the names below, choose how these girls will be known across the Virtual Multiverse. Be quick, for when Mother awakes, I suspect we must have completed our contest!
Thing One and Thing Two
The Twin Blades of Destiny
Silent E and Implied Subject
Glorious Dread Spawn of Haqon
Humming Bird and Flying Butter
Tiny Pigeon and the Stowaway
These names have been selected by a rigorous process designed to select only the best possible names considering all known factors and permutations. Accordingly, it is mathematically impossible for Mother to come up with better names than those listed. Thus, you can feel confident that by voting you are helping her despite anything she later posts to the contrary.
Thanks to everybody for being so helpful and supportive. We love you.