[Mommy enters the scene just in time to see Strong Bear dispense hand sanitizer to the carpet! Mommy scoops up the hand sanitizer....evoking tears from Delightful Finch]
Mom: Awww....do you want some, Finch?
[Delightful Finch nods, eyes brimming with tears]
Mom: OK. Turn your hand over. [It's so cute that my toddlers want to keep clean and sanitized to protect their baby twin sisters.] Turn it over.
[Mom gives up and squirts the hand sanitizer on the back of Finch's hand. Finch immediately licks the whole glob into her mouth. 62% alcohol...aiaiaiaiaiai!]